Name: Santa Claus (The old deceiver)
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Description: Additional track Santa Claus (the old deceiver) recorded in 2016 with Steve Z.

Santa Claus (The old deceiver)

from The Whole Half Truth (E.P.) by al roberts and a handful of nothin'

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Additional track Santa Claus (the old deceiver) recorded in 2016 with Steve Z.

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Santa Claus (that old deceiver).

Santa Claus (that old deceiver)

You think he’s kind and friendly
Because he rides the sky in his sleigh
He’s got some kind of sexual magnetism
He’ll steal your woman away

Santa Claus, stole my baby
Santa Claus, put her on his list
Santa Claus, that old deceiver
Santa Claus, he really does exist!

He hypnotized her with his ho, ho, ho,
As she jumped into his sack
He said son she’s my girl now
You’re never getting her back

Guess I’m the Christmas turkey
Put in the oven to roast
All I wanted was love for Christmas, he said
Your letter got lost in the post

If you think you’re safe ‘cos you’re gay
And that fat old man wouldn’t try
Let me tell you that he doesn’t care
If you’re a woman or a guy

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from The Whole Half Truth (E.P.), released March 30, 2020

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